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Wait… You’re a Girl?!

Chase thinks he has found his childhood bro again. Riley knows he has not—and refuses to explain it like a normal person.

Fast dialogue, identity confusion, competitive chaos, and a romantic misunderstanding that gets louder every time someone tries to fix it.

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Book / Part 1

Wait… You’re a Girl?!

Main entry for this folder. Dialogue-led romcom chaos, identity confusion, one very dense boy, and a situation that should have been simple but absolutely refuses to behave.

Synopsis

Chase Holloway wanted one normal first day at Harborfield Senior Academy.

New classes. New people. No emotional landmines.

Then Riley Knox crashes into his life with rolled-up sleeves, a crooked tie, a sports bag over one shoulder, and the kind of grin that looks suspiciously like a threat.

To Chase, Riley is instantly familiar.

Loud. Athletic. Competitive. Annoying in a way that feels weirdly easy to like.

Basically bro material.

To Riley, Chase is not new at all.

He is the boy from her childhood. The one who ran with her, fought beside her, protected her, laughed with her, and somehow filed her away in his memory as a boy.

Years later, he meets her again.

He does not recognize her.

And somehow, because Riley is still Riley, he makes the exact same mistake all over again.

Riley could simply tell him the truth.

Unfortunately, that would require emotional honesty, and Riley would rather lose a boxing match to a vending machine.

So begins a very loud, very stupid romantic disaster: Riley tries to flirt, Chase translates everything into friendship, her best friend suffers in real time, his best friend makes it worse, and everyone at Harborfield starts noticing what Chase refuses to see.

Riley does not need to become softer, sweeter, or more “girly” to count as a girl.

Chase just needs to learn how to look properly.

Status
Available now · 544 pages
Content notes / trigger warnings
  • No explicit sexual content
  • No sexual violence
  • Repeated accidental misgendering
  • Emotional hurt and rejection
  • Profanity, teasing, and slapstick physicality
  • Boxing/sports violence and minor injuries
  • Mild sexual jokes and references
Reader age note
Recommended readership: ages 14+ (teens and adults). This is guidance for the book’s intended audience, not an official age rating. There is no explicit sexual content or sexual violence; please use the detailed content notes above when deciding if it is right for you.

Book One Mini-Game

Hallway Chase

Chase and Riley belong to this story, so their game lives here too. Jump the floor hazards, slide under paper planes, and react fast as the hallway keeps accelerating.

Fast mode

Run. Jump. Slide. Don’t get Riley’d.

Score 0 Best 0 Ready. One mistake is survivable.
Controls
JumpSpace or
Slide or S
TouchTap to jump · swipe down to slide
Local high scores

Stored only on this device.

    Small Q&A

    Quick notes for this folder.

    Tiny answers for the things readers usually want to know before they click the tiny chaos door.

    Is this NSFW?

    No. This story contains no explicit sexual content.

    Is there sexual violence?

    No. This story contains no sexual violence.

    How long is the book?

    The current edition is 544 pages long.

    Where do I read it?

    It is available now. The three Amazon buttons above lead directly to its Kindle eBook, paperback, and hardcover editions.

    How intense is it?

    New Adult romcom intensity: sharp banter, emotional hurt and rejection, profanity, slapstick, boxing/sports violence and minor injuries, plus mild sexual jokes and references.

    What kind of humor is this?

    Dialogue-heavy disaster humor. Expect banter, confusion, dense boy logic, and characters making the situation worse with confidence.

    Reader note

    Warnings stay close to the book.

    General reader notes are useful, but the important stuff belongs on the exact book or part it applies to. So each release will get its own content notes before anyone is expected to click through and read.